i put on lady gagas muppet special and my dad just announced he’s going to buy artpop for himself
julia roberts is real and she is dangerous
it’s thought that Caesar wore his wreath to hide his bald spot, it’s also rumoured he invented the comb over
I abhor pop-history conjecture.
wtf get your lame ass outta here
he abhors it
Who uses Microsoft word synonyms outside of last minute highschool essays???
also I’m not saying I keep track of who reblogs my selfies but there is a mental list of who will have power when I conquer
“Bring comfortable clothing fit for physical activities”
dolly parton has been married to the same man since 1966 and they met in a laundromat a true inspiration